It wasn’t even my car. It belonged to my girlfriend’s mother. I swear she liked me better than my girlfriend. Read more

Elton John apologized for not remembering if they were green or they were blue. But recovered nicely by saying they were the sweetest ones he’… Read more

I start getting a lump in my throat the moment Fred, the defense attorney, places the three letters addressed to Santa on the judge’s desk and… Read more

I can’t remember if the coat was in the window of Bill Norris’s Men’s Store during my senior year of high school or my first year of college, … Read more